Oh. My. Stars! Everyone is all abuzz at the fashion don't made by none other than Sarah Jessica. Was it her gown? Nope. The shoes? Absolutely not. Too much bling? Naaaahhhh. It was...It was...the HAIR!
Apparently there is a fear of big hair returning to the masses. I don't know about you, but I am quite sure some of my Aqua-Net inspired do's from the '80's are more than likely responsible for the gargantuan hole in the ozone layer. Who knew? Had I known then what I know now, I would have bought stock in L'oreal Mega-Hold gel. My monetary investment alone could have financed a third world country.
All I know is we looked fierce. You know who you are - the wider the wings the better the look. Remember Melanie Griffith in Working Girl? If you wanna be taken seriously, you need serious hair.
And any true 80's metal-head-banger worth their salt had the mile-high look going on - guys and girls. Sadly, my hair never looked as good as Jon Bon Jovi's no matter how much Aqua Net I used. Come to think of it, nobody's hair ever looked as good as Jon Bon Jovi's. Sigh...dreamy.
Luckily, I made it out of the eighties with my hair in tact. Let's face it, all that spraying, gelling, teasing, spackling, and plastering did not bode well for some (cough...Brett Michaels...cough.) While I don't see myself going back to the big hair days, I think it is fun to see Sarah Jessica relive a bit of the glory days.
As long as we all concede...the mullet must absolutely, positively, without discussion rest in peace.